July 14, 2008
June 26, 2008
June 10, 2008
I just heard about this tonight on The Colbert Report. I thought it was a joke so I Googled "Megatron airport."
The story is true. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dangerous New Global Terrorist Group Identified
New group targeted by Western governments as Al Qaeda fades into the background
Monday, June 2, 2008
A dangerous new terrorist group has been identified by the governments of the Western world who fear it already has operatives all over the globe and is an imminent threat to security.
The new group has been identified as the "T-shirt wearing terrorists".
I jest of course, the government has not identified a new axis of evil that will keep you scrubbing at your soiled underwear for another few years. However, federal officials, police and security guards the world over continue to harass and arrest innocent people going about their daily business for wearing what are deemed to be "offensive" or "threatening" t-shirts.
The latest case was reported in the British press today.
An airline passenger has claimed that a security guard threatened to arrest him because he was wearing a T-shirt showing a cartoon robot with a gun.
Brad Jayakody, 30, from London, said he was stopped from passing through security at Heathrow's Terminal 5 after his Transformers T-shirt was deemed 'offensive.'
Mr Jayakody said the first guard started joking with him about the Transformers character depicted on his French Connection T-shirt.
'"Then he explains that since Megatron is holding a gun, I'm not allowed to fly,' he said.
Another potential terrorist was apprehended when a lawyer was arrested and charged with trespassing at a public mall in the state of New York after refusing to take off a T-shirt he had just purchased at the mall bearing the words "Give Peace A Chance".
June 3, 2008
needed wanted a distraction tonight, I clicked on this link:
AfterElton.com's Hot 100 for 2008!
James Franco (#99) - don't know who he is, but he's darn cute in a John Taylor of Duran Duran sort of way.
Hayden Christensen (#98)
Jake Shears (#91) - love his voice
Patrick Dempsey (#55)
James McAvoy (#45)
Hugh Jackman (#28)
Christian Bale (#26)
Luke MacFarlane (#3) - who dis? He's cute!
John Barrowman (#2) - again I ask who dis? Nice eyes!
Don't get it:
Matthew McConaughey (#92) - I would give him the shirt off my back. Seriously. Put it on, man.
Adam Levine (#81) - puh-LEEZE!
Shia LaBeouf (#79) - who took this picture? That's just nasty, that.
David Beckham (#12) - he's very cute...until he opens his mouth. Shame really.
Jake Gyllenhaal (#1) - number 1? Really??
I must admit, I don't know who half these
men boys are. Most of them are young enough to be my younger brother.
I don't know why THIS fine gent wasn't on the list:
Yes, that's Billy "fcukin' " Idol. Still a badass at 52. And still sex on legs. Aged to a fine vintage like good wine. Yum.
May 10, 2008
[Did I not post this already?? Apparently I forgot to. It's old now, but the videos are still hilarious]
If you haven't seen the Tom Cruise video, you HAVE to watch it because it's so bizarre you'll think these parodies are exaggerating. Scarily enough they are not.
My Stitch n' Bitch friends brought these to my attention.
Tom Cruise's Scientology Video from The Late Late Show
Jerry O'Connell In Tom Cruise Video Spoof
May 8, 2008
He should have laid off the ganja.
Although, who knows. It doesn't really look like pot smoke in the infamous picture (which I won't post here but you can see it here.
I liked Jason - what a great smile. In fact, I'm going to grab my review of American Idol from the Habesha Child blog and post it here, it was that
clever long and I'm that lazy:
David Cook? Needs a bath and a shave. Plus I DO NOT find him original. AT ALL. Waste of space. He needs to shut up.
David Archuleta? He’s a mere puppy. He sings like he still needs to hit puberty. Plus, I could not listen to a whole CD of him breathing his way through one ballad after another. Waste of space. *yawn*
Syesha? Good voice but not great. I find her the least offensive of the bunch. Plus, I LOVED that orange dress she wore Tuesday night. LOVE. IT.
Jason? He was very nice to look at - beautiful, infectious smile. I think he was happy to go, though. He had a nice but not very powerful voice. Not enough range, I’m afraid. He should talk to Whoopie’s stylist about trimming the dreds.
Overall, this season of AI is a snorefest. After the departures of Michael Johns and then Brooke White, I just couldn’t be arsed to watch.
The finale will be about as thrilling as the one where Taylor Hicks won.SOUL PATROL!! my bleedin' foot!